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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« on: November 22, 2006, 10:28:59 AM »
Hey All My Astoria Mos!

Have a fantabulous Turkey Day!


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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2006, 12:36:52 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 09:02:58 AM »
Have a very happy Thanksgiving, and I hope everybody's intolerable relatives are more tolerable than normal this year! :)

This story was on Snopes today:  :-D

Last year at Christmastime, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.

When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, then re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, my sister is a BLONDE.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2006, 10:15:40 AM »
This story was on Snopes today:  :-D
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2006, 10:43:31 AM »
Halfway to a turducken!   :lol:

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2006, 12:54:12 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  I hope you're having a wonderful time, whatever you're doing.  My soup is on its way, as well as the various other elements.  Enjoy the eating!!!


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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2006, 12:57:21 PM »
happy gobble to everyone.
• already got 1 burn
• spilled turkey juice all over the kitchen trying to flip him (20 damn lbs)
• starving smelling the yums wafting into the living room
• breaking open a bottle of relaxing reisling.

always fun at my house!


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