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( 2 cute 4 news
« on: April 21, 2006, 10:38:53 PM »
(Not to distract from more serious and credible topics.)  :roll:

On all things cute as heck and fear of a despotic future, Mr. Kalan lays it out brilliantly in the cautionary article.

Damn Nookums. beware the paw
This expectation of constant cuteness by the general population will lead large companies to outsource thousands of jobs to babies in animal costumes. The economy will spiral downward, worsened by the election of President Sweetypaw Nookums, a kitten holding a teddy bear. Nookums, despite his campaign promise of “I love you bear-y much,” will struggle with our nation’s transition to an economy based on hugability. Declaring martial law and claiming dictatorial powers, Nookums will rule through oppression and fear. If you wish to see the future, imagine a human face being stomped on by a fuzzy widdle paw.
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Re: ( 2 cute 4 news
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2006, 03:47:43 PM »
The specter of Hello Kitty haunts America...


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