relax

Author Topic: The masturbation Queen  (Read 4067 times)

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
The masturbation Queen
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:17:11 AM »
Oh how many jokes I can tell tonight.

In Delaware, There is one who considers my masturbation a sin. As I think of hairy sweaty balls.....while watching porn......jerking off to porn.

Oh you poor child..... you want to be a Senator based on a study  of my masturbation habits......

That is your platform?

Well, I guess it is time to put in my disc of hairy ass men.....and watch them stroke and slam each other as I watch you lose an election while I masterbate.

Oh.....what a scene

MASTERBATION O'DONNEL....That is the future of America
I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"

Offline QMC

  • Campaigning for Council
  • ****
  • Posts: 249
  • Gender: Male
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 05:21:51 PM »
Some people really do live in a bubble.
There is no such thing as a stupid question
There are, however, many inquisitive idiots :)

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 10:47:37 PM »
Nope....really loving the fact that the chances of the GOP capturing the Senate, according to Nick at 538, just dropped from 30% to 15%.

And the best part....Karl Rove said as much on Fox News.

Or do you mean the porn bubble I live in......

Someone once said Greed is Good......

I say Porn is good...... :evil:
I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"

Offline QMC

  • Campaigning for Council
  • ****
  • Posts: 249
  • Gender: Male
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 08:16:07 AM »
Quote
Nope....really loving the fact that the chances of the GOP capturing the Senate, according to Nick at 538, just dropped from 30% to 15%.

The GOP doesn't need to capture the Senate. All they require is enough reliable votes to consistently sustain a filibuster, and do not need to win ten Senate seats to get that.

Well, keep "really loving" that.  Small victories are still victories, I suppose.
There is no such thing as a stupid question
There are, however, many inquisitive idiots :)

Offline daisy

  • President
  • **************
  • Posts: 5714
  • Gender: Female
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 09:53:12 AM »
I usually don't neg nod anything but this won the prize  - totally did not need to know your bedroom habits Kempster!   TMI TMI   TMI TMI   TMI TMI   TMI TMI   TMI TMI   TMI TMI   TMI TMI

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 01:36:29 AM »
Her morality is so absolute that she would have sold out Anne Frank....becuase lying is that wrong.

For the record....before QMC attacks me....I feel that Chrisopher Hitchen's absolute atheism is on the same level....anyway, the quote....
Quote
Comedian Eddie Izzard pressed her on just how far she would take her anti-lying beliefs. Izzard asked O’Donnell whether or not she would lie to Nazis who showed up at her door during WWII and demanded to know if she were hiding any Jewish people in her house. O’Donnell refused to even entertain the notion of concealing the truth from Nazis in that scenario because “you never have to practice deception”:

O’DONNELL: A lie, whether it be a lie or an exaggeration, is disrespect to whoever you’re exaggerating or lying to, because it’s not respecting reality.

MAHER: Quite the opposite, it can be respect.

IZZARD: What if someone comes to you in the middle of the Second World War and says, ‘do you have any Jewish people in your house?’ and you do have them. That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler.

O’DONNELL: I believe if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing righteously. I believe that!

MAHER: God is not there. Hitler’s there and you’re there.

O’DONNELL: You never have to practice deception. God always provides a way out.

I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"

Offline neo11

  • Mayor
  • ******
  • Posts: 781
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 02:19:08 AM »
Funny thing is, she's almost definitely lying about being so absolutely against lying!  :lol:

Offline QMC

  • Campaigning for Council
  • ****
  • Posts: 249
  • Gender: Male
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 10:36:01 AM »
Smug progressive, circa 2010:

Fap fap fap fap masturbation queen hehehe fap fap fap
Fap fap fap fap anne frank hehehehe fap fap fap

What?  We just lost the House of Representatives?

fap.....fap......fap......fap

And a dozen state legislatures?

fap............fap............fap...........

Hey, didn't we just have a census?

fap.................fap...................

Who controls redistricting again?

fap.................................oh no

Maybe she has a point about masturbation.  If only I had gotten out and worked for my candidates instead of pounding my pud online.
There is no such thing as a stupid question
There are, however, many inquisitive idiots :)

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 02:49:56 AM »
Sounds like someone starving for attention
Quote
O’DONNELL: I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did. … I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. [...]

One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s little blood there and stuff like that. … We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.
I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"

Offline FZ

  • Running for Senate
  • *******
  • Posts: 986
  • Real Peace Comes After The Battle Is Won
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2010, 12:05:37 PM »
LOL!!  I have to admit it, Kemper,  this is funny. But, I demand we be more respectful of witches after all, sometimes they may end up as Sect. Of State. :lol:

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 11:55:23 PM »
LOL!!  I have to admit it, Kemper,  this is funny. But, I demand we be more respectful of witches after all, sometimes they may end up as Sect. Of State. :lol:

Ha!.....btw, are you just now catching up with the political thread?
I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"

Offline FZ

  • Running for Senate
  • *******
  • Posts: 986
  • Real Peace Comes After The Battle Is Won
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2010, 10:02:36 PM »
Ha!.....btw, are you just now catching up with the political thread?

Yeah, I watched the one person in my life who I really loved and trusted slip away and die in the last  few months, sometimes, there are alot more important things than politics. :cry:

Offline kempsternyc

  • Senator
  • ********
  • Posts: 1599
  • Gender: Male
  • Me in a bowler hat and nowhere to go.
Re: The masturbation Queen
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 01:18:35 AM »
Yeah, I watched the one person in my life who I really loved and trusted slip away and die in the last  few months, sometimes, there are alot more important things than politics. :cry:

Yeah.....Sometimes I forget.

(where's the hug emote?)
I love talking about nothing father, it is the only thing I know anything about -

Lord Goring "An Ideal Husband"


 

Visit our sister site Jackson Heights Life