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Offline lp80

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2011, 07:40:37 PM »
Never - You shouldn't gross out the person your banging. Do it to strangers on the train.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2011, 10:31:04 AM »
This may be gross to some but if a guy can splooge on a girls face , a fart shouldnt be as bad .

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #62 on: March 15, 2011, 11:19:51 AM »
This may be gross to some but if a guy can splooge on a girls face , a fart shouldnt be as bad .

This may be the most amazing post this board has ever seen.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #63 on: March 15, 2011, 11:26:30 AM »
And perhaps speaks volumes about the man-child mentality rampant today.
Farting on a date?  Seriously?  The only thing worse than intentionally farting in front of a anyone on any date would be the other person continuing the date. 

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #64 on: March 15, 2011, 11:31:35 AM »
I think something in here also alludes to the rampant lack of self awareness and sense of humor in the world.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #65 on: March 15, 2011, 11:45:11 AM »
Hopefully...but probably not.  Such "humor" and the mentality behind it is sadly common in today's world.
Reference whatever media reports about some guy sending a picture of his b@lls to a female co-worker..



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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #66 on: March 15, 2011, 05:21:22 PM »
I think this thread is more abt farting in a relationship rather than just on dates . You should be comfortable to do those things the longer you are with a person . Now its all up to you and the other person on how serious you take yourself  and your gas .

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #67 on: March 15, 2011, 10:25:36 PM »
Hopefully...but probably not.  Such "humor" and the mentality behind it is sadly common in today's world.
Reference whatever media reports about some guy sending a picture of his b@lls to a female co-worker..




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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2011, 05:20:39 PM »
The Ancient Greeks had a special room that people would go to fart in.  Also, I have heard (although I cannot really vouch for this) that in parts of Germany it is okay to fart in public as long as you excuse yourself.

I think that if someone has serious gas related issues it may be best to discuss this with a Doctor and perhaps alter your diet.

We all do it but some folks seem to have a problem controlling this.  Try Culturelle - it sets things straight in your intestinal tract and may lead to less flatulation.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2011, 11:30:58 AM »
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2011, 10:53:24 AM »
Really?  Gross.  Unless it's an accident, that is never ok.
Seriously...what is wrong with some guys these days? It's like all those guys I see hocking huge loud loogies onto the sidewalk where people walk.  Civilization?  Not really.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2011, 12:13:28 AM »
one guy I dated told me that his ex used to sit on his face and fart.
and he thought it was adorable.  *shrug*

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2011, 02:08:05 AM »
Did she do it because he asked her to?  Maybe he had a fetish he was trying to tell you about  :-D

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2011, 08:09:02 AM »
Huh. I hadn't thought about it that way. He'd also told me that someone peeing in the same room was "sweet intimacy," i just thought he equated comfort with the physical.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2011, 08:50:42 AM »
In some countries if you pass gas at the dinner table after a good meal it's considered a compliment to the cook; a sign that the meal was excellent!!!!  :lol:
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