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Offline paratactical

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2008, 01:27:15 PM »
Based on the responses I think we can assume it depends on where you are on the girl's ladder.

www.laddertheory.com

I think it's safe to assume that the higher you are on the ladder, the more crap women will put up with from you, i.e. flatulence, not calling them, never giving them flowers, etc.

If it's more or less even, tread carefully. Accidental flatulence is ok. Letting one rip while smiling is not.

If you're low on their ladder, stop eating beans.

 :roll: The ladder theory is only accurate with stupid women and even stupider men. It's just a disgruntled jerk on the internet upset cause he doesn't get laid as much as guys who, oh, I dunno, go out and do stuff instead of turn into trolls in their mother's basements.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2008, 01:55:35 PM »
Oh, yeah. I should have mentioned that women don't find ladder theory funny. At all.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2008, 01:58:08 PM »
Oh, yeah. I should have mentioned that women don't find ladder theory funny. At all.

I found it funny until guys started taking it seriously.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2008, 02:32:04 PM »
This thread is hilarious.  I especially enjoyed how everyone hijacked it and didn't even answer the OP's question.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2008, 07:02:52 PM »
It's more of a level of comfort thing actually.  I once dated a girl who I'd known for like 9 years before we got together.  I'm pretty sure we were already farting in front of each other to begin with.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2008, 01:04:01 PM »

the couple who farts together, stays together.

I think that was mentioned in the book "Men are From Uranus, Women are From Venus".

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2008, 01:09:23 PM »
Oh, yeah. I should have mentioned that women don't find ladder theory funny. At all.
i thought it was hysterical - but it was waaaaay too long. I dont have that kind of attention span.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2008, 09:29:42 PM »

I think that was mentioned in the book "Men are From Uranus, Women are From Venus".

I thought farts came from Uranus?
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2008, 08:42:17 PM »
I'm told a good rule is that you can't fart in front of her until after you've given her an orgasm. And no, I don't mean like right after. Some of you guys are gonna have to bottle it up for years with this rule.

Good thing that girls don't fart, cause they don't have to deal with issues like this.

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #54 on: August 25, 2008, 10:23:13 PM »
I think farting is pretty gross - I don't understand the draw to do it in front of others...I mean if you gotta do it, then do it, but why make a big deal out of it?  I guess I don't get the bathroom humor of it.  If my date farted in my face I'd be unlikely to date him again.  Call me crazy!   :-o

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #55 on: August 26, 2008, 08:05:41 AM »
.  Call me crazy!   :-o

ok you crazy :mrgreen:
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #56 on: August 26, 2008, 10:41:53 AM »
I just read the ladder theory omg it was hilarious.  You can not take that ladder seriously.   :lol:

Maybe its just me I have a weird sense of humor and I find things funny another person may not.

As far as the farting question well I think one of my exes waited 3 weeks before he stopped excusing himself and just let'em rip.

Its natural if you gotta fart go ahead, It may be gross to some people but hey if you were in a tight hole you would want to get out too.  My grandmother god bless her always said that when she farted.

 :-D  :lol:  :mrgreen:   8-)

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #57 on: August 26, 2008, 12:10:07 PM »
I wait until I make them my gemelli vodka.  Without false modesty I can say I make a kick a$$ vodka sauce, but I'm also lactose intolerant and that begats the other  :roll: 
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2008, 12:36:46 PM »
don't get the wrong idea about me ladies. I never fart on the first date. I'm not that kinda guy.  :mrgreen:

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2010, 07:59:27 AM »
my rule is 10 dates.

after the tenth date, it's a fart festival!  :evil:
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