how many dates before you fart in front of her?

[Handyman]

So, do you swallow?

Who is this question directed at?

i think that ther are to many variable's, so there is not a specific timetable .but on average i would say 6

Before you fart, spit or swallow?    I'm confused now.

[Jtrane]

the best is when in bed your suppost to pull the sheet over her head and let one rip

Ah yes, the dutch oven.

[odenhal]

Who is this question directed at?


Before you fart, spit or swallow?    I'm confused now.

that would be fart

[paratactical]

I take back my earlier statement.................. :oops:

Ha ha. I gotsa man tho.

Wooo! It's a shame how being a little pervy can help a lady snag a guy, but it screws the dudes over.

[plank]

Plank and PJ, I hope you don't plan on picking up any chicks on this site.... :-o

if i did, i don't think it would last more than 9 dates.  :-D

[Pulled pork]

If you fart and they stay then that is the one for you.   :mrgreen:  Sort of like Cinderella but with an intestinal problem.

[odenhal]

If you fart and they stay then that is the one for you.   :mrgreen: 

i agree ,she sounds like a keeper

[Jtrane]

I see a theme emerging on the board today...
Here are some threads I see that are being commented on throughout the day that could all be related...

1. Place to fill my tires with air
2. why is ther no tacobell in astoria
3. Plumber necessary for this?

and the common thread being:

how many dates before you fart in front of her?

[CountingZestfully]

i agree ,she sounds like a keeper

Perhaps I'm a bit uptight, but I heartily disagree. Would you fart on the train in front of a bunch of strangers? Most people wouldn't. So why not afford your significant other the same courtesy?

Now if you would fart on the train in front of a bunch of strangers, we would never work out anyway. It's OK if one slips out by accident, but knowingly lifting your leg and letting it rip is just rude and gross. I like courteous people. But that's just me, I guess.

[paratactical]

Perhaps I'm a bit uptight, but I heartily disagree. Would you fart on the train in front of a bunch of strangers? Most people wouldn't. So why not afford your significant other the same courtesy?

Now if you would fart on the train in front of a bunch of strangers, we would never work out anyway. It's OK if one slips out by accident, but knowingly lifting your leg and letting it rip is just rude and gross. I like courteous people. But that's just me, I guess.

My favorite place to let one rip is in the elevators at the building I work in. Wait until I'm in an el full of dudes in suits and then little tiny me lets the silent stank go. I love watchin' 'em all try to figure out which one of 'em did it!

[daisy]

Remind me to never date or ride an elevator with any of you!  Gross!!  Ew. :-P :angel:

[newell the jewell]

I go into a conference room near my office. One day, as I was leaving, a group of people ran inside for an impromtu meeting. LOL

[Bentleys Dad]

Personally, flatulence is a private matter and should be expelled thusly, in private, not in public and especially not in front of your better half.  It is a disgusting habit, as well as spitting and belching in public.

[Jtrane]

Personally, flatulence is a private matter and should be expelled thusly, in private, not in public and especially not in front of your better half.  It is a disgusting habit, as well as spitting and belching in public.

But as we've all learned from the episode of South Park, holding in your farts will lead to spontaneous combustion.

[PJ]

i hope everyone agrees that this thread is only applies to the guys, right ? :|