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Offline plank

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how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« on: July 31, 2008, 01:31:36 PM »
my rule is 10 dates.

after the tenth date, it's a fart festival!  :evil:
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 02:35:46 PM »
I spit on the first date.
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Offline Bentleys Dad

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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 02:48:28 PM »
Quote from: paratactical on July 31, 2008, 02:35:46 PM
I spit on the first date.

Before or after you kiss him?
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Bentleys Dad on July 31, 2008, 02:48:28 PM
Before or after you kiss him?

Depends on the guy.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 02:49:45 PM »
Quote from: paratactical on July 31, 2008, 02:35:46 PM
I spit on the first date.

Where do you spit?  :-o
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 02:50:41 PM »
Quote from: plank on July 31, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
my rule is 10 dates.

after the tenth date, it's a fart festival!  :evil:


the best is when in bed your suppost to pull the sheet over her head and let one rip
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »
Quote from: paratactical on July 31, 2008, 02:35:46 PM
I spit on the first date.


How many dates before you...?   Oh, you're making it sooo hard not to go there.  (I mean difficult)
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 02:52:16 PM »
Plank and PJ, I hope you don't plan on picking up any chicks on this site.... :-o
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 02:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Handyman on July 31, 2008, 02:52:04 PM

How many dates before you...?   Oh, you're making it sooo hard not to go there.  (I mean difficult)


Dude, you would fart if you thought she was ugly.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2008, 02:56:49 PM »
Quote from: Bentleys Dad on July 31, 2008, 02:54:43 PM

Dude, you would fart if you thought she was ugly.


Actually I was going for the spitting vs. swallowing angle.  You completely missed it.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 02:57:12 PM »
Quote from: AJTNYC on July 31, 2008, 02:52:16 PM
Plank and PJ, I hope you don't plan on picking up any chicks on this site.... :-o

nope, never had to resort to the net to meet chicks :-P
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 02:57:22 PM »
Quote from: PJ on July 31, 2008, 02:50:41 PM

the best is when in bed your suppost to pull the sheet over her head and let one rip

Oh man, me and my roommates in college (we had a big house in Boston) used to constantly ambush each other by farting on each other's faces and then holding them under a blanket.

I also enjoy the game of passing around shiat in the fridge that smells nasty and seeing how many people will smell it.
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 02:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Handyman on July 31, 2008, 02:56:49 PM

Actually I was going for the spitting vs. swallowing angle.  You completely missed it.

No I didn't. I just didn't want to go there myself.  :-P


So, do you swallow?
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2008, 02:58:35 PM »
i think that ther are to many variable's, so there is not a specific timetable .but on average i would say 6
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Re: how many dates before you fart in front of her?
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2008, 02:59:31 PM »
Quote from: paratactical on July 31, 2008, 02:57:22 PM
Oh man, me and my roommates in college (we had a big house in Boston) used to constantly ambush each other by farting on each other's faces and then holding them under a blanket.

I also enjoy the game of passing around shiat in the fridge that smells nasty and seeing how many people will smell it.

I take back my earlier statement.................. :oops:
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