I spit on the first date.
Before or after you kiss him?
my rule is 10 dates.after the tenth date, it's a fart festival!
How many dates before you...? Oh, you're making it sooo hard not to go there. (I mean difficult)
Dude, you would fart if you thought she was ugly.
Plank and PJ, I hope you don't plan on picking up any chicks on this site.... :-o
the best is when in bed your suppost to pull the sheet over her head and let one rip
Actually I was going for the spitting vs. swallowing angle. You completely missed it.
Oh man, me and my roommates in college (we had a big house in Boston) used to constantly ambush each other by farting on each other's faces and then holding them under a blanket. I also enjoy the game of passing around shiat in the fridge that smells nasty and seeing how many people will smell it.